There are some people that just have too much power. Hair stylists, waiters, and mechanics. I'm at their mercy.

I can't understand people who are rude to waiters. The guy is in control of your destiny. Never piss off a guy who can spit in your soup. Or someone who can fuck with your hairdo.

And mechanics...I always hope that if a am SUUUUper nice to them, they be less likely to rip me off. I'm praying they get a twinge of guilt when they look me in the eye to tell me my car desperately requires some uneeded repair.

September 10, nineteen99


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