Last night my brother, Deron, Mike and I all got together and watched Allie McBeal together. Just the boys. We even yelled at the screen when Allie kissed whats-his-name.

My estrogen production is going crazy. I think I'm sprouting breasts.

Someone tell me I'm macho...I'm macho, right?

On the plus sides, I'm being exposed to TV ads I've never seen before. Did you know that maxi-pads have little wing flaps now!? Amazing. I need to go take something for these cramps...and I think I'm retaining water.

February 16, nineteen99