This weekend is Valentine's day. Nothing like Valentine's day to make a body feel lonely. Don't worry about go out and play snuggle-games with your significant other. I'll just be huddled in the corner of my room, self-pleasuring myself to the point of hospitalization.

Valentine's day is only for people in love. It's not for people dating. There are very few heart-shaped candies that say, "I am attracted to you and hope you don't turn out to be a psycho after I get to know you better." Or "I am very satisfied with our purely physical relationship."

February 14, nineteen99