I'm having trouble getting used to my parents new dog.

Everytime I come over, I greet the dog, pet it, then IMMEDIATELY wash my hands. My brother gives me a hard time about my obsessive cleanliness.

But think about it. If YOU liked rolling around in the grass, regularly shit without wiping, and hadn't showered in WEEKS, I'd think you were dirty, too.

I'm serious. You come trying to lick my face in that condition and I'll turn you away just as fast as I do the dog.

October 6, nineteen98