boxers or legal briefs?
come on in...the water's fine
March 2: Fruit of the Loom issued a Cease and Desist order to
Apparently they didn't think "Crotch Full of Produce" was funny. Jeesh, they need to loosen up their elastic waistband a bit and give their balls room to breathe.

Well, I have 5 days to remove the page before their lawyers try to give me a legal wedgie. Check out the Tale in question before its too late!