Quickly everyone's pants/kilts/skirts dropped to half-ass. "Show your crack! Stop the Plumber's Oppression!" Everyone who rode or walked by our camp was assaulted with half naked/full ass-crack-showing Lustmonkeys screaming, "FREE YOUR CRACK, AND YOUR MIND WILL FOLLOW!" and "CRACK KILLS...UNLESS IT'S FREED." Hundreds of folks continued down the dusty path transformed...with ass cracks showing. Many had a Lustmonkey sticker to adorn their newly freed cheek.

images from Black Rock