Quickly everyone's pants/kilts/skirts dropped to half-ass. "Show your
crack! Stop the Plumber's Oppression!" Everyone who rode or walked
by our camp was assaulted with half naked/full ass-crack-showing
Lustmonkeys screaming, "FREE YOUR CRACK, AND YOUR MIND WILL
FOLLOW!" and "CRACK KILLS...UNLESS IT'S FREED." Hundreds of folks
continued down the dusty path transformed...with ass cracks showing. Many
had a Lustmonkey sticker to adorn their newly freed cheek.